Happy Birthday
Aries. 
Ever wonder how to wish an Aries or as a matter of fact me,a"Happy
Birthday" ?This should solve your problem.
Rams love gifts,the more expensive,the better.They require diamonds(the
diamond is the Arien stone).If you can't afford diamonds,try glass(crystal
of course).Personalise the gift with the Ram's name or monogram.They eat
that up.they need to know it has been specially chosen for them-that it
is not some remnent you picked up from some sale.Wrap it obnoxiously.make
it as ostentatious as you can bear.Shiny wrapping paper they like.
Potential gifts:Flowers:Thistles,honeysuckles,daisies and orchids
too.Jewels:Diamonds(what else?).In older times the stone of royality.Diamond
means "invincible".Clothing:Aries like bright,dramatic,attention
getting attire.
Food:Aries like
onions,leeks,hops(beer),garlic,strong tasting foods for strong tasting
people.Throw a party:A party fit for an Aries will be obnoxiously
huge(rent a convention centre or atleast a beer hall).Invite every single
person they know and even some they don't.Sing "Happy Birthday" at least
a dozen times.Hang large red banners with their names on them.Act as if
their Birthday were a national holiday.They think it should be.
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